At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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