john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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