Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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