Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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