I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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