I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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