I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Randomize
