Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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