Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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