so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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