Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You pole danced in your parka.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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