You really coming over, don't trick.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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