Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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