I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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