YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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