I look better un-naked...
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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