I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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