ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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