god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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