you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
