I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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