Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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