It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The adults are the big ones right?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
