don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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