Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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