On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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