its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
