yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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