The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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