I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Oh Jesus.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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