She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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