theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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