Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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