Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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