i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
