We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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