can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Dignity is for republicans.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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