I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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