So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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