is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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