He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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