the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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