yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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