I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
not ubering you a puppy
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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