I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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