guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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