you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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