You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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