She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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