I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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