she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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