i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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