Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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