Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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