My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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